Thursday, January 15, 2015

According to The Doll: Usher & Grace

In the short time it took for the doll to Tweet this
It also took an even shorter time for the link to take us to an error code. Now, I don't know why the doll deleted the story, but I'm guessing it had a lot to do with this

" NO KIDS For Usher & Soon To Be Wife Grace Miguel. Grace’s Uterus Won’t Crank by Funky Dineva Somebody get the mechanic on the line. Grace is stuck down to da bed, and her car uterus wont start. If y'all thought that Usher & Grace would be getting married and starting a family of their own, think again. I just caught word that Grace's uterus is raggedier than a mango seed. Chile first […]"

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DAAAAAMN! The SHADE is all too REAL! I can't say that it didn't rub me the wrong way considering it isn't good nature to make fun of someone who can't bare children. UNLESS, that person is beyond child bearing age. I am sorry but I laughed and shook my head at the same damned time. I was floored at 'car uterus' and almost literally died at 'her uterus is raggedier than a mango seed'. HAVE YOU EVER SAW A MANGO SEED!? I never thought I would see the day the doll would just up and pour out some damned tea. SO, there you have it. Let us hope she rethinks this and invites us back...

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