Thursday, September 26, 2013


Cafe Apple
30 Ivan Allen Jr. BLVD Suite #115
Atlanta, GA 30310

Let me start off by saying that Cafe Atlanta was clean, as far as seating goes. The staff is very welcoming and friendly. Now that I have that out of the way, I must admit this was my own fault you guys. The first thing that should have tipped me off was the short hair that I found in the steamed cauliflower, so of course I didn't buy that. I instead opted for the saltiest bourbon chicken in the entire history of salt. By my second bite my head began pounding due to the fact that I suffer from migraines and salt is a direct trigger for a pounding headache. The rice was so undercooked I believe it chipped one of my fillings and the carrots were rubbery to the touch. Of course I discovered all of this while trying to have an impromptu lunch with hubby that I was hoping would turn into some wild carpet rolling sex. So needless to say that I'm typing this blog from my iPhone while I pray these Motrins take effect ASAP! I don't know what I'm more pissed off at; the fact that I paid almost twenty dollars for two trashed plates of food, that I now have one hell of a migraine and a slight toothache, or that I am in no mood for a romp in the sack and after the day I had I so desperately wanted. I think I am equally pissed! On a scale of 1-10 I give Cafe Apple a 3, and that is solely based on atmosphere and customer service.

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